I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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