we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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