My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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