well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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