put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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