Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I am naked and annoyed.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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