roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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