Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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