sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Is it penis luge time yet?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
