pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
