Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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