Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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