return my video game
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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