Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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