your thong is hanging out like whoa
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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