Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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