i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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