so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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