ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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