hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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