You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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