WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Randomize
