i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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