the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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