I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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