Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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