we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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