it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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