adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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