i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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