If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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