do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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