Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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