so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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