Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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