It's just like the Real World with babies
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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