I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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