you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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