I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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