shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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