I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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