He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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