What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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