Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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