Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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