If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I see more hoeing in ur future
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