We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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