Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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