Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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