I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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