so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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