I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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