So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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